| How do you spell success?
“$laughtered Under CeCe's Extremely $exy $andals”...that's
how! When CeCe comes home, looking smoking-hot in her tight pink dress
and sensational high-heel sandals, she discovers that her annoying boyfriend
let a few of his pesky pill bugs out of their containers. Too bad for
him because CeCe swore that she would crush every last one of them if
they ever escaped. But first she calls her boyfriend to make a deal. She's
going to get $50 for every bug she kills, using just her left foot! Ka-ching!
She quickly racks up an easy hundred by stepping on the other two bugs
who had already escaped—and then she starts to let loose his entire
collection: first she destroys all of his pill bugs—so many that
she loses track of how much money she is making, but she definitely knows
that she's getting paid! His beetle collection is up next, and CeCe has
so much fun stomping the little pests with her powerful left foot, savoring
every crunching sound the bugs make underneath her sandals. After she
finishes with the bugs, she turns her attention to his three most prized
possessions: his two goldfish and his crawfish. She finishes off the first
goldfish with her left foot, and then in a shocking twist, CeCe switches
to her right foot to crush the final fish. But it's back to her left foot
for the grand finale: cracking the back of the crusty crawfish, using
just her left foot. With a trail of carnage in her wake, CeCe reclines
on the couch and calls up her boyfriend one last time to taunt him about
her lucrative crushing spree! 30 min. |
