Don't mess with success!
That's right: the stunningly gorgeous CeCe is back for more devastating
crushing action in the smash sequel $.U.C.C.E.$.$. T.W.O.: $laughter Under
CeCe's Extremely $exy $andals—They're Wiped Out! When CeCe comes
home, wearing a short little black cocktail dress and white high-heel
sandals, she sits down at her kitchen table to relax and read a book—but
she soon notices that one of her boyfriend's pet pillbugs has escaped.
Oops! Too bad for her boyfriend and his entire pet collection now. CeCe
calls him up immediately to rehash their ongoing deal: for every escaped
pet she crushes, she gets a hundred dollars—and to keep things interesting,
she's only going to use her left foot! CeCe hangs up, fashions a devious
smile, and lights up a cigarillo before she gets to work—because
once she starts crushing, she isn't going to stop until the entire collection
is wiped out. She starts with the first pillbug before she opens up a
whole container and puts out more of his friends so she can start her
rampage. In the blink of an eye, CeCe is up to a cool grand, but she doesn't
stop there. Pillbug after pillbug meet their maker underneath CeCe's sexy
white sandal. After killing them all, she turns her attention to his pet
roaches, beetle, and goldfish—and they all meet the same fate. Then
for the grand finale, in a surprise twist, CeCe calls her boyfriend back
to let him hear the satisfying crunch of his most prized possession, a
crawdad, getting crushed underneath her clean and pristine right sandal
this time! Looks like CeCe's day was quite a $.U.C.C.E.$.$.! 30 min.