| Mary Jane thinks she's
the queen of crush. But so does Ivy! So Mary Jane throws down the gauntlet
and bets Ivy $20 to see who the greatest crush goddess is. First up is
Ivy, looking stylish in her black business suit and black boots. She approaches
a line of snails and promptly steps on the first one, twisting and turning
as she smashes him into the ground. Mary Jane, who is wearing nothing
but a tight black bikini and sexy, open-toe stiletto heels, isn't
too impressed, so she crushes her first snail while standing on one foot.
One-by-one the girls try to outdo each other, using various techniques:
the crunch and smear, the stomp and grind, the twist and shout. After
a few glorious stomps, the girls start to mutually admire each other's
incredible crush technique. Pretty soon, the girls cheer each other on
as they totally destroy every remaining snail. In the second segment,
the girls--both wearing bikinis this time--decide the best way
to crush snails is to drive over them with their Ford F-150 and its brand-new
tires. They place several snails between two cutting boards and then flip
a coin to see who gets to crush first. Mary Jane wins the toss, and she
cranks up the powerful engine before slowly backing over the snails, absolutely
destroying them under those brand-new tires. Then it's Ivy's
turn. She takes great pleasure in revving up the engine before slowly
rolling over the snails, turning the tires back and forth over the boards
for maximum crushing effect. Once they're done driving over the
snails, they use their stilettos to smoosh the guts everywhere, twisting
and turning, stomping and stamping until the snails' guts are just
ground into the pavement. In the last segment, the girls take the competition
inside, again using their stilettos to crush several snails--this
time on top of a glass table. See some amazing under-glass views as the
girls have a blast crushing all the snails together. In the end, both
girls are crowned true crush champions! 30 min. |
