|   The gorgeous Ivy--looking 
        stunning and "sinister" in her short purple dress, nude hose, and white 
        strappy high-heeled sandals--is annoyed that her irresponsible boyfriend 
        left some of his precious "pets" out on the floor. So she does what any 
        good girlfriend would do: she steps on them using just her left foot! 
        After crushing all the pet bugs that were already on the floor, Ivy decides 
        to have some real fun. She sets free his entire collection a few critters 
        at a time and goes to town, crushing all of them: revolting roaches, crunchy 
        crickets, and slimy snails all succumb to the power of Ivy's mighty left 
        foot. Who knew crushing with just her left foot would be so much fun? 
        Watch as Ivy relishes in her destruction, taking particular pleasure from 
        the crunchy sounds her victims make underneath the soles of her white 
        sandals. After leaving no bug uncrushed, she turns her attention to the 
        prized possession of her boyfriend's collection: one glorious crawdad. 
        Ivy slowly teases him before delivering the final blow: a devastating 
        stomp...with her left foot, of course! Completely satisfied, Ivy leaves 
        the carnage in her wake, casually exiting the room so her boyfriend will 
        have to deal with the devastation all by himself. 30 min.  |